(inspired from a true story)
Setelah selesai sesi penghuraian isi secara persendirian, sesi secara berkumpulan pun bermula.
Examiner: you may start now!
Candidate A: Okey guys, what's your opinion on how to protect our nation from crimes?
Candidate C: Ermm, one Malaysia!
(lepas tu semua dah blur..apa plak kena mengena dengan One Malaysia???)
Candidate A: May you tell us abot how does your school against crimes? such as
Candidate B: My school never had crimes, all of us were a good one.
Candidate C: Yes, my cshool..never had bullies
Candidate C: Hey, had you ever tried to smoke?
Candidate D: No, I had never tried to smoke.
Candidate B: Wow, you are a good boy.
Candidate C: Hey, you must try to smoke, its good you know.
(Hadoi...apsal suruh budak tu merokok plak?? ingat borak kat warung ke??)